January 2009
30 posts
Plan for today....
Crepes, white wine or prosecco maybe a kava, outdoors and some friends. That is just lunch. I am looking forward to my first day off meds and with no fever or sore throat. I hate just marking days off the calendar like I did while ill. I did finish 3 books that were in my reading stack so the week wasn’t a totally loss. Off to enjoy the day.
I just overheard......
a 20 minute conversation about nipple size by two new mother’s having a late breakfast behind me. When one of them said areola for the 90th time I lost it and started laughing. They got embarrassed and quickly clammed up till I left but I paid for their breakfast at the register for giving me such awesome entertainment this morning.
I am losing it
My voice that is. Every since my allergies started kicking my butt my throat has been sore. The last couple of days my throat particularly the left side of my throat has started to burn. This happened last year to me during allergy season in Jacksonville. I ended up having to go to the emergency room after I started spitting up rather large blood loogies, which is not a good look for me...
THAT'S IT!!!!
I am going to a drugstore and buying just about anything I can find that will aid me in my current blood feud with allergies. I am going to take the nuclear option, I am going to buy pills, inhalers, magic beans, foggy things and/or a flamer thrower for all the fucking cedar trees in Austin and the hill country. BECAUSE AS WHATEVER FUCKING CREATOR YOU DO OR DO NOT BELIEVE IN AS MY WITNESS I WILL...
Which is it?
I can’t tell if I have allergies or I am starting to get sick. Either way I am non-plussed by the whole thing.
This is 11 songs and 7 bourbons into the night. All attempts at singing had long ended and yelling was all you heard the rest of the evening. We sounded great in our drunken ears though.
Oh and just to keep with the theme of the day. OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA
Just got back from a walk outside and my first breaths of Obama administration air.
Bush is bascially sitting through the worst exit interview in history.
Legally Bush stopped being President 3 minutes ago. It feels awesome I must say.
It was a long 8 years that made most of my 20’s an odd and sometimes troubling time for me but it is great to have it over and on the road to a more perfect union.
Hey! Do you talk to your daughter’s that way?
– Me at dinner to a guy at a table next to mine bitching out a waitress for not getting him his 6th drink refill exactly when he needed it.
He told me to mind my own business and I asked him to come please say that to my face, then stood up. My whole life the two things that have always got my...
i got to work an hour early for some reason. i didn’t realize i was an hour ahead of schedule till i was already on the road. So I am taking the time to enjoy some waffles from the work cafe.
Fuck
I told my buddy I would take him to lunch wherever he wanted for his birthday today. Well now I am about to meet him at fucking Hooters. I haven’t been to a Hooters since the Clinton administration and hoped I would make it through Obama’s 2 terms before I ever did again. Oh well, it’s his birthday.
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But I might have let Charles on his way for making laugh with that line.