1. Best advice

    I just passed along some of the best advice I can give.

    “the ability to tell someone to fuck off will add 4 years to your life. I might be in jail right if I never started too”

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  2. 411. At the ballpark, never start the wave. But don't let it die.

    (via rulesformyunbornson)

    I started the wave once at the Astrodome when I was 9.  I remember it went around the dome 6 times but can’t remember who the Astros were playing.

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  3. Revelations

    Holy shit. Cindy Lauper had a fucking voice on her in the 80’s. Sitting on the couch of an interest waiting for her to get out of the bathroom listening to her Cindy LP….and here she comes….

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    4 days ago
  4. Miss Information

    I was woefully misinformed of the band I agreed to see play at this party. 2nd time I let her do this to me.

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    1 week ago
  5. Things never seen

    A white guy with dreads buying a drink for someone else.

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    2 weeks ago
  6. Boozing on a Monday

    Ladies that smell of fragrent powder remind me of my mom.

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    3 weeks ago
  7. Shit yeah that is Kenny Powers kicking a monk in his fat gut.  Monk trying to get up in Kenny Powers shit got his.
Yeah, Halloween was fun this year.

    Shit yeah that is Kenny Powers kicking a monk in his fat gut.  Monk trying to get up in Kenny Powers shit got his.

    Yeah, Halloween was fun this year.

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    3 weeks ago
  8. Being over 5 years older than one of you best friend leads to fun texts like this every now and then.

    Being over 5 years older than one of you best friend leads to fun texts like this every now and then.

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    3 weeks ago
  9. Kenny Powers Costume - Atlanta #55 Jersey, Mullet Wig, Cap & Shades
This is just a strong costume.  Not $150 strong though.

    Kenny Powers Costume - Atlanta #55 Jersey, Mullet Wig, Cap & Shades

    This is just a strong costume.  Not $150 strong though.

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    4 weeks ago
  10. Found Drank next to the caviar.

    Found Drank next to the caviar.

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    1 month ago
  11. POLAPREMIUM - :: Breaking News ::
They are back!!

    POLAPREMIUM - :: Breaking News ::

    They are back!!

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    1 month ago
  12. Family jokes

    Now the racist jokes are coming out.

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    1 month ago